More pearls
Monday, August 30, 2004
I could make a necklace. No Jim, not that kind of pearl necklace.
Other things I have recently learned that may be of use to you.
When asked, what does the law say on this matter. My first response should be, "who's my client."
PopTarts can be cooked in the microwave in the package you get them in from the snack machine.
The same is not true of the PopTarts you get from the store.
The insides of laptop computers are a lot like the insides of big computers, only smaller. While this seems self evident - I actually looked inside my laptop today, so I know this for a fact.
Neopets do not die, they just go hungry.
The age of 4 is generally accepted as the age at which someone becomes legally liable for his actions and can therefore be sued.
Overnight shipping is no better than 2 day if you place your order too close to the weekend.
New laptop batteries are shipped already charged. (at least mine was)
As much as you may want to get comfortable, a bed is not a good place to read legal opinions.
If you are tired, neither is the couch.
Jim can be a lifesaver, or at least point you to somewhere that will allow you to print your homework without having people look at you funny.
Don't abandon your dreams because you are afraid. Your friends will make you jealous as they reach for theirs.
posted by ZEUS @ 5:03 PM,
